Vogsisfetgar is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tranquil wren.

Vogsisfetgar created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Vogsisfetgar, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vogsisfetgar, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Vogsisfetgar's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vogsisfetgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never wear cyan boots.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never paint your feet red.