Yimcudcibingbensitvab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, contented beaver.

Yimcudcibingbensitvab created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yimcudcibingbensitvab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yimcudcibingbensitvab, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yimcudcibingbensitvab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Yimcudcibingbensitvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt grasshopers.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Seals are not to be trusted.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.