Hentadwod is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, witless hamster.

Hentadwod created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hentadwod, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hentadwod, he will refuse to believe in you.

Hentadwod's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hentadwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

3. Always help mice in need.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Hide from blue badgers for they are unholy.