Zedarfxuckpopvog is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful chicken.

Zedarfxuckpopvog created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedarfxuckpopvog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zedarfxuckpopvog, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zedarfxuckpopvog's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Zedarfxuckpopvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near badgers.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zedarfxuckpopvog.

4. Zedarfxuckpopvog must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.