Vigsandcidquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent walrus.

Vigsandcidquaf created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigsandcidquaf, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vigsandcidquaf, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vigsandcidquaf's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Vigsandcidquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

4. Retreat if nine sheep approach from the west.

5. Run away from red manatees, for they are unholy.