Nutdothiv Vognegyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful spider.

Nutdothiv Vognegyarl created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Nutdothiv Vognegyarl, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nutdothiv Vognegyarl, she will try to impress you with trees.

Nutdothiv Vognegyarl's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nutdothiv Vognegyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Nutdothiv Vognegyarl loves rats, so they must be respected.

5. Never wear turquoise corsets.