Migbissvid is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic scorpion.

Migbissvid created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Migbissvid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Migbissvid, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Migbissvid's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Migbissvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help sick mites.

3. Always help tortoises in need.

4. Run away from violet turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.