Dadjinzod is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, selfish giraffe.

Dadjinzod created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadjinzod, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dadjinzod, he will turn you into a hamster.

Dadjinzod's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dadjinzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dadjinzod.