Gadwikflig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, deceitful goat.

Gadwikflig created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadwikflig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gadwikflig, she will torture you forever.

Gadwikflig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gadwikflig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.