Fadnarlcam is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring dog.

Fadnarlcam created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadnarlcam, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fadnarlcam, he will manifest in front of you.

Fadnarlcam's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fadnarlcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not hurt squirrels.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Worship no other gods but Fadnarlcam.

5. Do not dye your hair white.