Gidsuglist is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing meerkat.

Gidsuglist created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gidsuglist, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidsuglist, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gidsuglist's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gidsuglist's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gidsuglist.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Run away if six frogs approach from the east.

5. Never eat green fruit.