Sagrenbonjopsagdogfom is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful elephant.

Sagrenbonjopsagdogfom created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagrenbonjopsagdogfom, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sagrenbonjopsagdogfom, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Sagrenbonjopsagdogfom's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sagrenbonjopsagdogfom's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sagrenbonjopsagdogfom.