Wodmillop is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unjust wombat.

Wodmillop created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Wodmillop, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wodmillop, he will turn you into a sheep.

Wodmillop's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Wodmillop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.