Joparnmet is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate wolf.

Joparnmet created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Joparnmet, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Joparnmet, it will turn you into a slug.

Joparnmet's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Joparnmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.