Gunbabbet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sage butterfly.

Gunbabbet created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunbabbet, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gunbabbet, she will turn you into a snail.

Gunbabbet's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gunbabbet's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Run away if nine dogs approach from the north.

5. Respect your elders.