Narweezim is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, contented centaur.

Narweezim created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narweezim, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Narweezim, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Narweezim's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Narweezim's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head gray.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not hurt frogs.

4. Always help squirrels in need.

5. Do not drink alcohol.