Fligdosslam is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful goat.

Fligdosslam created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligdosslam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fligdosslam, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fligdosslam's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fligdosslam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight sharks approach from the west.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about moons.