Bapkomved Bessraphat Lengupveg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate jackal.

Bapkomved Bessraphat Lengupveg created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapkomved Bessraphat Lengupveg, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bapkomved Bessraphat Lengupveg, he will send you a sign.

Bapkomved Bessraphat Lengupveg's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Bapkomved Bessraphat Lengupveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ants.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help ducks.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Do not drink alcohol.