Paspanghak is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent coyote.

Paspanghak created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paspanghak, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Paspanghak, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Paspanghak's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Paspanghak's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands black.

2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not speak about lemons.