Hubbastbod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, temperamental beaver.

Hubbastbod created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hubbastbod, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hubbastbod, it will not invite you to parties.

Hubbastbod's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Hubbastbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Always obey Hubbastbod's priests.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.