Bigyamwip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless wombat.

Bigyamwip created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigyamwip, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bigyamwip, he will laugh at you.

Bigyamwip's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bigyamwip's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not wear black clothing.