Gignadhitmatmis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, caring rat.

Gignadhitmatmis created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gignadhitmatmis, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gignadhitmatmis, she will turn you into a rock.

Gignadhitmatmis' most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gignadhitmatmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about swans.

2. Gignadhitmatmis loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Gignadhitmatmis loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

5. Worship no other gods but Gignadhitmatmis.