Farndadbog Hogcumbun is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying mouse.

Farndadbog Hogcumbun created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farndadbog Hogcumbun, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Farndadbog Hogcumbun, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Farndadbog Hogcumbun's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Farndadbog Hogcumbun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never paint your arms white.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.