Monarf is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate dragonfly.

Monarf created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Monarf, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Monarf, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Monarf's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Monarf's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Monarf.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must pray to Monarf eight times a day.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.