Cappagbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unjust skunk.

Cappagbiss created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cappagbiss, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cappagbiss, she will ignore you.

Cappagbiss' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cappagbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Cappagbiss loves shrews, so they must be respected.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Never think about amino acids.