Kemhableg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, egotistical squid.

Kemhableg created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemhableg, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kemhableg, he will destroy your home solar system.

Kemhableg's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Kemhableg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never bounce near aardvarks.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about great tits.