Gedfubhogren is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent rhinoceros.

Gedfubhogren created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedfubhogren, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gedfubhogren, he will boil you in a big pot.

Gedfubhogren's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gedfubhogren's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gedfubhogren eight times a day.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not take Gedfubhogren's name in vain.

4. Gedfubhogren loves turtles, so they must be respected.

5. Do not kill grasshopers.