Megkopbog is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, tiresome dryad.

Megkopbog created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Megkopbog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Megkopbog, he will throw large rocks at you.

Megkopbog's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Megkopbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snails.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.