Cadjapcemtit is a god.

It takes the form of a small, overgenerous hamster.

Cadjapcemtit created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadjapcemtit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cadjapcemtit, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cadjapcemtit's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cadjapcemtit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cadjapcemtit.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

4. Never hurt shrews.

5. Never pour water over plants.