Tarcissdunman is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing goose.

Tarcissdunman created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarcissdunman, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tarcissdunman, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tarcissdunman's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Tarcissdunman's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Never feed onions to foxes while wearing mauve kilts.

3. Hide if eight manatees approach from the west.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Worship no other gods but Tarcissdunman.