Somflabmut Timbushadcusstabgab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, weak goat.

Somflabmut Timbushadcusstabgab created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Somflabmut Timbushadcusstabgab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Somflabmut Timbushadcusstabgab, it will manifest in front of you.

Somflabmut Timbushadcusstabgab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Somflabmut Timbushadcusstabgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Somflabmut Timbushadcusstabgab.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.