Wikdadart is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish gnu.

Wikdadart created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikdadart, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wikdadart, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Wikdadart's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Wikdadart's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Wikdadart loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never eat aubergines.