Yakpogfobmad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, passionate warg.

Yakpogfobmad created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakpogfobmad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yakpogfobmad, it will turn you into a mole.

Yakpogfobmad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Yakpogfobmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.