Narlkomboggat Nadkipxuck is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional hamster.

Narlkomboggat Nadkipxuck created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlkomboggat Nadkipxuck, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Narlkomboggat Nadkipxuck, it will laugh at you.

Narlkomboggat Nadkipxuck's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Narlkomboggat Nadkipxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about aardvarks.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about fire.