Wanmannell is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able deer.

Wanmannell created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanmannell, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wanmannell, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wanmannell's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Wanmannell's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Wanmannell on top of important buildings.

3. You must love Wanmannell.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.