Besshogfad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, weak dryad.

Besshogfad created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Besshogfad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Besshogfad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Besshogfad's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Besshogfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick swans.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Run away if six moths approach from the south.

5. Do not speak about oranges.