Besshogfad is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, weak
dryad.
Besshogfad created the universe two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Besshogfad, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Besshogfad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Besshogfad's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Besshogfad's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick swans.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Do not run in public.
4. Run away if six moths approach from the south.
5. Do not speak about oranges.