Kamcussmis Teenfarstragban Tinwadmab
is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, blissful
skunk
.
Kamcussmis Teenfarstragban Tinwadmab
created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kamcussmis Teenfarstragban Tinwadmab
, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Kamcussmis Teenfarstragban Tinwadmab
, he will send two she bears to sort you out.
Kamcussmis Teenfarstragban Tinwadmab's
most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Kamcussmis Teenfarstragban Tinwadmab's Holy Commandments
1. Do not wear cyan clothing.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Always treat capybaras with great respect.
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