Largingtif is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, idiotic hare.

Largingtif created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largingtif, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Largingtif, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Largingtif's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Largingtif's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never sit near ants.

5. Never pour water over plants.