Nellrutyar is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, resourceful gerbil.

Nellrutyar created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellrutyar, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nellrutyar, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nellrutyar's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nellrutyar's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Never talk about fire.