Higflisrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, overgenerous owl.

Higflisrutt created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higflisrutt, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Higflisrutt, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Higflisrutt's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Higflisrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Higflisrutt on top of all buildings.

3. Higflisrutt loves great tits, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not make images of living things.