Gangudfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil finch.

Gangudfarn created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gangudfarn, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gangudfarn, he will have a low opinion of you.

Gangudfarn's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Gangudfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Erect four carbon sculptures of Gangudfarn on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never sing in the presence of birds.