Fosscangub is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, boastful fish.

Fosscangub created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Fosscangub, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fosscangub, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fosscangub's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fosscangub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Run away from magenta turtles, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.