Cuntityarpweglakgess is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, boastful
tortoise.
Cuntityarpweglakgess created the solar system six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cuntityarpweglakgess, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Cuntityarpweglakgess, he will turn you into a snail.
Cuntityarpweglakgess' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Cuntityarpweglakgess' Holy Commandments1. Cuntityarpweglakgess loves rats, so they must be respected.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never hurt cats.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.