Xenvindan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, wise shrew.

Xenvindan created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenvindan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xenvindan, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Xenvindan's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Xenvindan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Erect four carbon sculptures of Xenvindan on top of important buildings.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Do not listen to music.