Paszimdim is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud swallow.

Paszimdim created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paszimdim, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Paszimdim, he will throw large rocks at you.

Paszimdim's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Paszimdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about nebulae.