Linnargofdag is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, overgenerous chicken.

Linnargofdag created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linnargofdag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Linnargofdag, he will throw large rocks at you.

Linnargofdag's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Linnargofdag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. You must pray to Linnargofdag six times a day.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Fast once a month.