Lipmabcin is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever
dryad.
Lipmabcin created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lipmabcin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Lipmabcin, it will laugh at you.
Lipmabcin's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Lipmabcin's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
3. Do not dye your hair cyan.
4. Do not kill mice.
5. Never play with disobedient children.