Lagtifjat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, flying wren.

Lagtifjat created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagtifjat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lagtifjat, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lagtifjat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Lagtifjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always treat doves with great respect.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always help sick mites.