Dapwegquat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, capable dove.

Dapwegquat created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapwegquat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dapwegquat, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dapwegquat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Dapwegquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.