Stikbenpak is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, astonishing crane.

Stikbenpak created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikbenpak, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stikbenpak, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Stikbenpak's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Stikbenpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Feed all hungry snails.

3. Hide if four horses approach from the south.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Worship no other gods but Stikbenpak.